Buying Your Way Into Heaven

Interesting parallel from today's energy policy to 16th century Catholicism from Economist Dennis Gartman:

"CATECHISM CLASS: Raised as good Lutherans back in Ohio, we always understood how the selling of Indulgences helped bring the Catholic Church low in the 16th Century. Indulgences were the pieces of paper sold by the Pope that allowed 'sinners' to pay down their debts they had incurred through sinning. One could sin, buy an Indulgence from the Church, and go about one's life with a sense of having done something worthwhile for the building of more churches AND in curtailing one's time in purgatory or actually buying one's way into heaven. Indeed, we learned that one of the Popes of the age, Leo X, actually sold such large Indulgences, costing such large sums of money, that he was able to finance the rebuilding of St. Peter's Basilica. Having been to St. Peter's, in retrospect, perhaps this was not such a bad idea given the stunning beauty of the church.

"But the whole notion of Indulgences is being revisited these days by the new religion of global warming, for if we consider what Mr. Gore has recently done by buying carbon offsets from those who plant trees to offset his enormous carbon footprint, or knowing what Sen. Edwards has done by buying offsets to the electricity and energy needed to power his enormous home in Chapel Hill, N. Carolina, we are hard pressed to see where this practice differs from the 16th century selling of Indulgences.

"Parishioners in the 16th century bought their way out of Purgatory and/or Hell; 21st century tree-hugging energy users can buy their conscience clear by buying offsets. We look for arguments from our global warming friends out there."

Time to Double Short the Dow?

The stock market continued its fantastic run in April finishing up 8.6% with the Dow industrials & Russell 3000 reaching all-time highs. Consider that it took seven years to move the 1,000 points from Dow 11,000 to 12,000. By comparison, the index required just over six months to run the next 1,000 points from Dow 12,000 to 13,000.

Turning bearish during this prolonged rally may sound foolish, but the market appears oblivious to the bevy of economic woes. Remember Warren Buffet’s mantra: “be fearful when others are greedy and to be greedy only when others are fearful.”

Just take a look at this week’s economic data:

• Housing starts at 7-year low
• Existing home sales largest one-month drop in 18 years
• GDP growth slowest in 4 years
• US Dollar at all-time low versus the Euro
• Consumer spending weakest in 6 months
• Consumer sentiment fallen 3 straight months to 9-month low

We haven’t experienced this much blind optimism since President Bush hung the “Mission Accomplished” banner on the USS Abraham Lincoln 4 years ago. Indices have continued to reach new highs on solid 1^st quarter earnings & expectations of a Fed rate cut. But the lack of catalysts in May should hurt the markets while investors take profits.

Evidence is starting to show that Smart Money is beginning to watch from the sidelines. “Sell in May and go away'' is a well-known Wall Street strategy as the month historically struggles. Inflationary pressures & $4 gasoline may keep the streak alive.

Call me crazy, but I entered a large position in the ProShares UltraShort Dow30 ETF (DXD). It is essentially the double inverse of the Dow Index. In other words if the DOW falls 5%, the ETF gains 10%. You can see how risky this position is! I also purchased oil futures (USO) last month with the expectation of a return to $70. And increased my holdings in First Trust’s 9% Yield ETF (FHI).

I still hold roughly half of my portfolio in equities, but all of them are from the cheaper Nasdaq. While the S&P, Russell & DOW all are at or near all-time highs, the Nasdaq still remains 50% off its 2000 highs. So if this rally continues, I should stay even.